khaleesikun:

WHAT GUYS LOOK FOR IN GIRLS:

  • HAIRLESS
  • NATURAL
  • STUNNING EYES
  • SHORT
  • A LIL FREAKY WHEN UR ALONE
  • image

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cramp:

my friends do this cute thing where they ignore me until they need something, aw love them so much

(via bullied)

cramp:

my friends do this cute thing where they ignore me until they need something, aw love them so much

(via bullied)

vixio:

why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo 

(via pizza)

the-winchester-initiative:

posthumous-mcdouble:

Hypothesis: if women are worse at parking, it’s only because they’ve been lied to about what eight inches is their entire lives

image

(Source: collectiveassbutts, via leeannexclarke)

guy:

guy:

this gif is literally what true procrastination looks like:

actually i’ll add the gif later lol

(Source: guy, via bonus)

penishole:

tobeymacguire:

when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex

I want to reblog this 100 times but I’ll just do it once

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d0nn0:

if your tagged/me is like wheres waldo then i ain’t playin

(via bullied)

darrynek:

*tries to be funny and gets assassinated*

(Source: panerasexual, via orgasm)

utterly-fucking-adorkable:

the-fault-in-our-scars:

br—0k—3n:

If you’re reading this, please don’t kill yourself. I love you & I care.



If you’re looking for a sign not to end your life….This is it.

utterly-fucking-adorkable:

the-fault-in-our-scars:

br—0k—3n:

If you’re reading this, please don’t kill yourself. I love you & I care.

If you’re looking for a sign not to end your life….
This is it.

(Source: batenough, via justakidtryingtomakeit)

gaymommy:

a relationship will not cure your issues, no matter how hard young adult books and films try to push that notion on us. if you have depression or bipolar or anxiety or whatever, getting into a relationship isn’t going to cure that or make it go away. person with illness + relationship = ill person in a relationship. please don’t put all of your focus on finding someone to fix you, focus on fixing yourself the right way.

(Source: ryden-gg, via justakidtryingtomakeit)

adriankarl:

You ever wanna’ fuck the living shit outta’ somebody but also cook for them and make sure they’re emotionally stable?

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pagingpage:

legains:

If you could go anywhere in the world right now would it be to a “where” or to a “who”?

I was not prepared for this question

(via phobias)

“The commandments of Animalism.

1. Whatever goes upon two legs is an enemy.
2. Whatever goes upon four legs, or has wings, is a friend.
3. No animal shall wear clothes.
4. No animal shall sleep in a bed.
5. No animal shall drink alcohol “to excess”.
6. No animal shall kill any other animal.
7. All animals are equal. But some animals are more equal than others.


~ (via do-it-for-debussy)

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telapathetic:

Your party mustn’t be very good if you have to snapchat me all of it

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